Fiji is Difficult, By Captain Andrew; Edited to Have a Point By the First Mate

Dear Diary: Leslie is a jerk.  She criticizes everything I write.  I just want to record my thoughts of places I go, and it’s not good enough for her.  She said “that isn’t a blog post, it’s a diary.  Do I want her to publish my diary?” But my Diary is a manly Diary.  It doesn’t have one of

Source: Fiji is Difficult, By Captain Andrew; Edited to Have a Point By the First Mate

For Shipping Department, Dial Saten Ext. 666

Once upon a time, long ago and in a land far away, Andrew and I were celebrating Christmas at home and preparing a number of items send back to Sonrisa.   We had a straightforward plan.  We would get everything delivered to an international shipper.  The shipper would package everything onto

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Savusavu Too

Having achieved our A+ in exploring Viani Bay and its nearby island of Tevanui, we consulted the weather to see where we were to go next.  Consulting the weather is like consulting an oracle:  we waive our magic wands over a crystal ball until it swirls with clouds or sun, rain or wind.  Tod

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Ye Gods, Karaoke! Give me strength!