Sunday, November 04, 2007
The Presidential Election
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Well, there are exactly 366 days left until the election, that's one leap year, which 2008 is. And how are we doing so far?
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Hillary is looking good, or so they say, to take the nomination, and then the country, and make history as the first cuckolded wife ever to be elected President. Well, good for her. A lot of people are cheering for Al Gore, who, to look at him, is actually pretty fat and happy doing whatever he's doing these days. He actually is starting to resemble Rush Limbaugh, which is at least interesting to think about. Two pundits without real jobs, each, well, maybe I should stop while I'm ahead. Obama's a charismatic fellow but nobody trusts him to know what he's doing. He'd do well in Vegas, though, since he was born in Hawaii, as was a large portion of the population hereabouts.
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Over on the Republican side we've got Rudy the cross-dresser, Mitt the Mormon, McCain the Crashed and Burned, and an actor from Law and Order who actually seems to talk well and think about what he's saying. He's a no brainer: he's too thoughtful to be President, so he's wasting his time. Pity. Seems a nice guy. Besides, in important news, somebody on his staff sold drugs, once. Gasp! I swear, people seem to think that breaking a drug law puts some sort of mark on your forehead or something. The guy was just being an entrepreneur, for heaven's sake.
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Well, the way it's looking, the Republican primary means about as much as that famous pledge to still respect her in the morning, so the real action is the Dems. Sorry, if you're one of those folks who really hate all things Clinton, you're in for a rough time. Canada is North of here, in case you've been wondering. They have good comedians there, so it's not all bad. And it never snows in July. 'Bye. But if you're not one of them, then maybe you're one of the majority who wants the 'anything but Bush Republicans' slate to win, so maybe you can hope for Obama for Vice President, which would certainly be one for the books, wouldn't it?
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There have been no campaign ads on TV yet in Nevada. Lucky us.
Well, there are exactly 366 days left until the election, that's one leap year, which 2008 is. And how are we doing so far?
.
Hillary is looking good, or so they say, to take the nomination, and then the country, and make history as the first cuckolded wife ever to be elected President. Well, good for her. A lot of people are cheering for Al Gore, who, to look at him, is actually pretty fat and happy doing whatever he's doing these days. He actually is starting to resemble Rush Limbaugh, which is at least interesting to think about. Two pundits without real jobs, each, well, maybe I should stop while I'm ahead. Obama's a charismatic fellow but nobody trusts him to know what he's doing. He'd do well in Vegas, though, since he was born in Hawaii, as was a large portion of the population hereabouts.
.
Over on the Republican side we've got Rudy the cross-dresser, Mitt the Mormon, McCain the Crashed and Burned, and an actor from Law and Order who actually seems to talk well and think about what he's saying. He's a no brainer: he's too thoughtful to be President, so he's wasting his time. Pity. Seems a nice guy. Besides, in important news, somebody on his staff sold drugs, once. Gasp! I swear, people seem to think that breaking a drug law puts some sort of mark on your forehead or something. The guy was just being an entrepreneur, for heaven's sake.
.
Well, the way it's looking, the Republican primary means about as much as that famous pledge to still respect her in the morning, so the real action is the Dems. Sorry, if you're one of those folks who really hate all things Clinton, you're in for a rough time. Canada is North of here, in case you've been wondering. They have good comedians there, so it's not all bad. And it never snows in July. 'Bye. But if you're not one of them, then maybe you're one of the majority who wants the 'anything but Bush Republicans' slate to win, so maybe you can hope for Obama for Vice President, which would certainly be one for the books, wouldn't it?
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There have been no campaign ads on TV yet in Nevada. Lucky us.
Labels: Politics, Social Commentary
