Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Funny Pages Excuse-o-Matic
Two posts down from here, below the immigration rant, is a piece intended for my funny pages. It’s sort of funny, but not quite enough (I think) to post there. So I put it here, in the Comic Sans Serif font I use on the funny pages and all. Just as it would appear if I posted it there.
I haven’t done much funny pages lately because I’m working on some stand-up material I hope to try out on an open mic in Vegas in a couple of weeks. I was told by an actual working comic that I ought to try it. He heard me teaching, no less, and said I’d be good at it. I do like telling stories. Some of the funny pages are actually written as oral routines, and if you’d like to read through and try to figure out which ones, please do.
Anyway, I’ll post again after my first stab at it. Somebody’s gonna die, and I just hope it’s the audience.
I haven’t done much funny pages lately because I’m working on some stand-up material I hope to try out on an open mic in Vegas in a couple of weeks. I was told by an actual working comic that I ought to try it. He heard me teaching, no less, and said I’d be good at it. I do like telling stories. Some of the funny pages are actually written as oral routines, and if you’d like to read through and try to figure out which ones, please do.
Anyway, I’ll post again after my first stab at it. Somebody’s gonna die, and I just hope it’s the audience.

